here are a couple of my favorites...
When the baby is kicking particularly hard and making my pregnant wife uncomfortable.
Looking at her belly, she’s like:
When I tell my wife to “catch” but her baby belly gets in the way.
When I threaten to eat the rest of my wife’s dessert.
When someone asks me how my pregnant wife is REALLY feeling … while she’s standing in the same room and is within earshot.
seriously, there are too many good ones. check it out if you need a good laugh but there's mild language on some of them so careful if you're at work!
also, his wife gave birth last month so there won't be updates to the pregnant husband site but you can still be entertained by him at daddy newbie.